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soccermomsandserialkillers:

Love that little disclaimer in the bottom right hand corner. So true.

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tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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perfect

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pulitzer-prince:

"SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT"

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thebluezebra:

offendedguy:

video game characters arent fuckin attractive

THEN EXPLAIN THIS

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me n my wookie gf

  • me: bby ur hand is so hairy
  • her: aaaaahnr huurh

thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

somnomania:

meowoofau:

mini me

It’s me but mini.

Image credits: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

aaaaaaaaa

okay but the black and white cat and kitten are glaring the same way. 

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tobiaswraithwall:

hapsycolour:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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pussylipgloss:

tumblr girls be like ” i want a skinny boy with pale skin, i want him to have bruises, sleepy eyes and dirt under his nails . i want him to have a lazy eye and literally one strand of hair, his natural scent is french fry grease and cigarettes UNF!!!”

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gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

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did i tell you that i got a one dollar tax return

did i tell you that i got a one dollar tax return

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

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this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

WHY THE SHIT WOULD THEY MAKE IT UPSIDE DOWN. I HONESTLY BELIEVED THAT IT WENT DOWN IN 2005. WHAT THE FUCK

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mrbutts:

ohstephyy:

my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video.

this is the most important video of my life

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