5t4s you ought to read the about me hi i'm mahe dewan, i try my best to be funny and to be a good person, but the latter comes first | "extremely good music" is music and funny sounds (audio posts) | Decency is some minimal goals to have as an SO| Really Hot Men are things that question why I try tbh | artblog: viamahe.tumblr.com 

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and the ‘denim chicken’ from it’s always sunny in philadelphia

(via ruinedchildhood)

ignitionremix:

what is this weird ass note I made at 3:19 am last night

(via myarmsareridiculous)

bishopmyles:

sh0rtybangbang:

*No Caption Needed*

Accurate.

(via jackieealexis)

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(via myarmsareridiculous)

bauks:

Black girls with natural hair get made fun of and black girls with fake hair get made fun of and black girls with no hair get made fun of so like what are black girls supposed to do but not give a fuck abt u

(via j-aaneman)

swagbat:

this is so important to remember

(via myarmsareridiculous)

imalluncharted:

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

is that joe jonas

gameboy-sp:

"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”

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(via shabanasks)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via alibrariangoestoikea)

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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(via leavemelalone)

officialfrenchtoast:

ninjadp:

zielloos:

trepanties:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

greatwhiteprivilege:

people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?

"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"

"Ask for more hours!"

"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "

"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"

and the ultimate one:

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)