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person of the month: SAMINA MALIQUE

PERSON OF THE MONTH: APRIL!

SAMINA MALIQUE

samina is a bengali child in new york city who goes to NYU. her abilities include:

• adaptability
• recognition of defeat and (more often) success
• sincere emotional expression
• astute ability to decode and infer thought patterns among debaters
• strong analytical skills in the fields of IP adresses and Statcounter
• fierce
• hella pretty

samina won person of the month this month because she’s got a tough life but she pulls through with flare and glamour

all hail queen samina!

ABOUT ME

i try so hard to be funny and this is that result, i’m a filter blog (a blog that is like another blog but takes out certain posts) for humor so i only have not-asshole humor. i’m pretty funny sometimes kinda.

sometimes people are assholes on this website, an Asshole is a person who isn’t accommodating of other people’s feelings, ideologies  or existence and does things that offends people in a rash way.

and i’m also here to talk to. a lot, i try my best to be easy to talk to and some people say i am so there’s that, if you need some help with something like feelings or relationships or advice,  you can talk to me. if i don’t know what you mean or how to respond, i refer your question to a multitude of very safe and third-party friends of mine i so carefully chose to help (ie if you have a vagina problem, i have a sex-ed-fanatic friend with a vagina to help!)

name: Mahe N Dewan

gender: cis male/boy

age: 17

birth date: august 21

place of birth: queens nyc

current residence: i live in a low-middle income neighborhood

heritage: I was born here in America. My parent were born in Bangladesh. I am Bengali-American. (note: i’m not  very enthusiastic about my own culture)

siblings: yep, little bro

parents: mom and dad

religious/spiritual affiliation: muslim.

pets: cat, Pushii

marital status: i’m seventeen guys, they won’t let me get married

sexual orientation: heterosexual 

tattoos/piercings?: UGHHHH I WANT TATTOOOOS SOOO BADLY BUT I’M JUST SO MUSLIM (well muslim enough)

glasses: hell yeah!

pc or mac: pc/hardcore gamer (i’m studying gaming)

mobile phone: iphone4 (i have iMessage!)

do you believe in ghosts: yeh.

do you believe in aliens: yeh.

abortion: pro-choice.

death penalty:no

gay marriage: yes’m

i’m mostly a feminist too and mostly liberal and mostly leftist but i do not abide by the titles because i’m not knowledgable enough in the fields to identify with the most specific type because all of this stuff is real complicated!

on the ideologies of capitalism, i really don’t even know man, i really don’t.

any other questions, just go to the ask, i will always answer. ALWAYS

i look like this