queeniman: Marlon Brando was cute but that movie “A Streetcar Named Desire” scared the shit out of me, abusive husbands are disgusting. this is exactly how i feel
riseofthecommonwoodpile: remember how punk culture was supposed to be anti-elitist and then it morphed into this cesspool of elitist shits trying to decide who/what is and isn’t punk that’s some irony you can drizzle on a cake and eat that’s how rich it is
cosmickhaleesi: you’re not a real actress until you’ve played a prostitute with a heart of gold
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk: post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it no more selfies allowed blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted heroin will be legalized george bush will become president again stock market will crash korea will blow the US up world war 3
Cute boy: Hey can i have ur number
Cute boy: I want to take you out, on a date.
Me: What is your bank account balance
*cute boy disappears into thin air*
curseboxes: she wants the d(ecent representation of queer characters within mainstream media without their plot being reduced to said sexuality)
misssaufeeya: Born-Muslims need to understand that, they’re not some divine creatures who are admitted to Heaven from the very beginning, thus making them better than everyone else.
i’m effin freaking out man. i’m pushing this new laptop t its limits holy crap.
yourfriendg00: cute nicknames for your significant other: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport
fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never knew you wanted to join the military” “why are you getting married” “that’s an awful tattoo” “what am i doing for the rest of my life” “how will i afford deodorant in college” “why can’t i graduate already” “why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
Pandemonium!: balcil: thebestbloginthewholeworld:... →
balcil: thebestbloginthewholeworld: c2ndy2c1d: nat-thebaseballbrat: “… will let it continue to operate as an independent business.” Here you my followers. calm your titties~ <3 Oh, good… *Sighs so loud that anyone in a ten mile radius can hear me* So all this means is that Tumblr got over a billion dollars and they still get to do whatever they want. Friendly reminder that ...
slenclerman: when he texts first ♥
stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears