June 2011
If i wake up as a cat.
bitchesloveurls:
alexliciou-s:
First, go back to sleep like a boss.
After napping all day, i’d probably feast in a fancy manner.
And maybe climb some shit.
and do some trollin.
and generally not give a fuck about anything ever again
aniwazhur asked: GAHHHHH! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! YESSSS! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT BROWN! asdfghjkl.
=| so yah i need one. LOL. any hints in where i can get a rly nice one for cheap? i'm brown and broke. those two words go so well together...
=| so yah i need one. LOL. any hints in where i can get a rly nice one for cheap? i'm brown and broke. those two words go so well together...
May 2011
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if you guys ever meet me, you ought to know i'm...
my feet are cold lemme see {feels feet}
hello why hello! you’re pretty, ok.
hugs hugs tighter
hell, i don’t even know. look when you meet me, right? expect me to already like you.
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Everyone on Tumblr is a cat.
theoceanandthesky:
natetastic:
thetimewilcome:
we sit and do nothing all day
complain about it
eat food
oh and if people bother us too much we hate them forever
this. post. omg my life.
I need this forever.
i need this on my blog.
CRYING
bitchesloveurls:
I AM THE BIGGEST WUSS WHEN IT COMES TO SPIDERS AND CAMEL CRICKETS/SPRICKETS
AND I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM AND THERE WAS A GIANT CAMEL CRICKET AND I DIDN’T NOTICE UNTIL I WAS PEEING
AND I FINISHED DOING MY BUSINESS AND RAN OUT AND GOT BUG SPRAY
AND SPRAYED IT
AND IT JUMPED AT ME AND HIT THE CAN OF BUG SPRAY
I LET OUT A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND RAN OUT OF THE ROOM
THEN I...
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A three month pregnant woman falls into a deep...
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he name the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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unexplained-muses asked: Brownieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
that awesome moment when you buy new clothes and...
rainindustries:
HJFFBAFIBSBJK EWWWWWW MY CATS EATING HIS POORLY...
callerunknown-deactivated201110 asked: Challenge? What plan?
new follower ani
hello!
aniwazhur asked: HI! im ani. lol. yu know how sometimes yur just on the internet on google, then yu go on fb and 5 hrs later yu end up on yur best friend's mother's 5th cousin's daughter's page? that happened to me with yur blog. i rly like yur blog it made me laugh a lot! what part of nyc do yu live in?
callerunknown-deactivated201110 asked: wassup mahe?
how's it going?
how's it going?
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BAKING COOKIES : THE METAL WAY.
xisetmyfriendsonfire:
i really like flower print
really, really like.
my daughter’s gonna love my fashion sense
becomingestel asked: 1-one body part that turns you on?
2-two things you’re happy about?
3-three important people in your life?
4-four things on your agenda?
5-five reasons for you to be alive?
6-six things you want?
7-seven shows you like?
8-eight people to copy and paste this on their ask boxes?
2-two things you’re happy about?
3-three important people in your life?
4-four things on your agenda?
5-five reasons for you to be alive?
6-six things you want?
7-seven shows you like?
8-eight people to copy and paste this on their ask boxes?
that-shit-you-call-a-life asked: :o Mahe
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